Come on Bobby stop drinking whatever’s in that Kool aid cup, of course it’s the same kid. His name is Oliver and he’s big time buddy. It’s the same kid. Conversation is now over. Thank you for your cooperation. So now Bobby you just shut it, lol
humans, ranked: 1. (four-way tie) shaq, charles barkley, norm macdonald, johnny knoxville everyone else is dogshit. just so bad.
cop tried to make small talk in line at the gas station. i don't like that, don't act like you're the mayor at me. this isn't richard scarry's busytown.
movies rule dude. you can go on netflix and pull up some dumb shit like i don't know, the j.j. abrams star trek remake, and it's honestly insane. like it sucks ass but it's also magical and you can go look at it basically for free. Thank You Ancient Lizards Of Hollwood.
girls can talk on the phone for so long. they're incredibly powerful. i order a pizza and i'm like all right texts only for the rest of the month.
i smoked salvia once and i was like hm i don't think it's working dudes and then five minutes later i had lived an entire lifetime as a muppet.https://twitter.com/jakebrodes/status/1429946431167770629 …
teen dudes love to go to the gym in groups of 3-5 and spend several hours on a 30 min workout because they take long breaks between sets to flex in the mirror and talk about how fucked up they got last weekend. and honestly that's so sick for them they rock
going to the dump is so fucking sick. huck a big piece of shit into a pile of other shit and it gets all smashed up. on the way home you can drink a mountain dew major melon in your truck with the windows down muscle tee sunglasses van halen on the radio